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Mommy mommy 01
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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
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Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?
Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.
Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.
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Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?
Shut up and pass me the crowbar. |
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Mommy mommy 02
Ratings: 1.00 |
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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?
Shut up and get back in the oven.
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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?
Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!
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Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven!
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Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza!
Shut up and get in the oven!
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Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax.... |
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Mommy mommy 03
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Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere?
Shut up or I'll chop off the other leg!
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Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise.
Shut up and eat around it!
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Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs?
Shut up and eat your cornflakes!
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Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa?
Shut up and get back in the box!
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Mommy, Mommy! The teacher says I look like a monkey!
Shut up and comb your face! |
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Mommy mommy 04
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Mommy, Mommy! What's a werewolf?
Shut up and comb your face!
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Mommy, Mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear.
Billy, let go of Susie's ear.
Billy! Let go of her ear!
All right Billy, give me the ear.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?
Shut up and keep digging.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like grandpa.
Well, just push him aside and eat your beans. |
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Mommy mommy 05
Ratings: 0.00 |
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Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out!
Well throw some more gasoline on him then.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to Australia.
Shut up son and keep swimming.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Shut up son, you'll wake your father.
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Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles.
Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why's everybody running?
Shut up and reload.
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Mommy mommy 06
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Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard?
Shut up and shoot again!
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma!
Shut up and keep digging.
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Mommy, Mommy! Can I lick the bowl?
Shut up and flush.
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Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim!
Shut up or I'll flush it again!
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Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here.
Shut up or I'll flush it again. |
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Mommy mommy 07
Ratings: 0.00 |
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper!
Shut up or I'll grind your other hand.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice!
Shut up and drink it before it clots.
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Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?
Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!
Shut up, we only have it once a month.
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Mommy, Mommy! I hate spaghetti!
Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm. |
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Mommy mommy 08
Ratings: 0.00 |
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Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye!
Shut up and eat around it.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garbage compactor?
Shut up and chew!
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough!
Shut up and keep chewing!
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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?
Shut up and deal.
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Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!
Shut up and get away from the dart board! |
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Mommy mommy 09
Ratings: 0.00 |
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Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big.
Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in!
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Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?
Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we give Dad a decent burial?
Shut up and keep flushing.
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire!
Shut up and get the barbecue sauce! |
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Mommy mommy 10
Ratings: 0.00 |
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street!
Shut up and step on the gas!
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara Falls!
Shut up and get back in the barrel!
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Mommy, Mommy! Is this the way to make pickles?
Shut up and get back in the barrel!
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Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder!
Shut up and eat your hamburger!
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Mommy, Mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course?
Shut up and search the sand traps! |
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Mommy mommy 11
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Mommy, Mommy! I've lost my fingers!
Shut up and eat your french fries!
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Mommy, Mommy! When will we have this nice yellow pudding again?
Shut up, you know that grandma's leg is no longer infested.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why is my hair so slimy?
Shut up, you little snot.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like Sister!
Shut up, and keep eating!
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Mommy, Mommy! I'd like to play marbles now!
Keep quiet, you can't use Grandpa's glass eye today! |
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Mommy mommy 12
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Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a big head?
Don't worry. Take your cap and go get me 40 lbs of potatoes at the store.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why do other kids tell me I have a long nose?
You don't, but lift your head up or you'll scrape the floor.
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Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is how to learn to swim?
Shut up and get back in the sack!
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Mommy, Mommy! How come sister gets to watch TV and I can't?
Shut up or I'll cut your ears off, too!
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Mommy, Mommy! Don't push me towards the elevator shAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! |
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Mommy mommy 13
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Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.
All right, you can take another slice.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap.
Shut up and keep eating.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing.
Shut up and stop squirming.
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Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.
Shut up. I'm in the bathroom, slide her under the door.
[Alt answer] Shut up and get the maple syrup.
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"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy."
"No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again." |
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