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Jesus and Moses |
Jesus and Moses are sitting up in Heaven. Jesus turns to Moses and asks, "Do you think we still have it after all these years?"
Moses smiles, stands up, raises his hands and the seas part. He smirks with satisfaction and sits down.
Jesus gets up and begins to walk out onto the water, and falls in. He gets up and tries it again, and falls in. Soaked, he tries one more time, and falls in.
Flustered, he sits down. Moses looks at him and the water. After a few moments, a lightbulb goes off in his head, "I know why you keep falling in!" he says.
"Why?" asks Jesus.
"This first time you walked avross water you didn't have holes in your feet!"
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